It just seemed too obvious, I guess. But if you want to embrace life, really embrace it, you should pause every now and again and acknowledge true genius when you see it. Even if it Yo blatantly obvious.
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One wears suspenders and looks about I shall call him Horatio. A second wears a green cap, yo, has a potbelly going over his jeans and stands near You dont have to be lonely Bear dog.
He shall befor our purposes, Cinna. A third, the smart one apparently, wears a red cap and seems wistful in a Gomer Pyle sort Woman want real sex Callao Virginia way.
Let us call him Gomer. But the genius has only begun. Our tale begins t Horatio, who is telling a story. Cinna holds out his hands a mere 12 or You dont have to be lonely Bear inches apart. The camera pans to the resting dog. Gomer as he looks at his cell phone: I gotta find myself a nice country girl already. Cinna points at it suspiciously. The camera cuts to a shot of Gomer holding the phone. On it is a young woman in tto who is looking at us but also, apparently, fishing.
Anyway she his holding some sort of fishing rod. At this point — we are now halfway into the commercial — and we have domt achieved a pretty high level of excellence.
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This really could be the place. But, the commercial has barely warmed up. And we are left with Horatio and Cinna in a familiar scene, back in front of the barn. Again, he puts his hands apart 22 inches. The camera cuts to Cinna, who seems changed somehow.
Cinna holding a new contraption called a computer: But now the commercial explodes. I have come to realize that I have spent much of life in search of an answer. But I never knew the question. Now, as I close in on my 47th You dont have to be lonely Bear, I finally know what I seek. What combination of genius and madness and inspiration and drunkedness compelled the makers to have the dog speak?Milf In Racine Wisconsin Cheaters
What was that pitch meeting like? What were You dont have to be lonely Bear going for? How did they You dont have to be lonely Bear a speaking dog? I am no closer to an answer now than perhaps I will ever be. And if the commercial ended here, it would be magnificent, utterly magnificent, but no, it pushes forward because as Horatio and Cinna look down tp the dog and then at each other in amazement — apparently their dog had never had something interesting enough to say before — a lovely little song begins.
At Farmers Only dot com. OK, wait a minute, that song is, what, 11 words long ho Farmers Only dot com is four words. So how could they have so totally whiffed on one of the eleven words. Is this a worrisome possibility? And if it is, should they really be advertising it in the commercial? The country folk have conquered both their fear or loneliness and technology. The dog has spoken. The song has been sung.
But, no, not lknely — there is one more push.
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And what channel must you be watching? My theory is that this is a way of getting more city men into the database. This commercial is brilliant in much the same way as the old Earnest commercials from the Eighties Know what I mean, Vern? Jim Varney made a handsome living off of that character.
The shtick never grows old, just changes with the times. Such a great commercial that the Red Reporter folks named their daily minor league reports after it. Very minor quibble with a brilliant deconstruction and analysis. Near the beginning of the commercial…. This is doing a major injustice to the dog, which is doing eont of the greatest dog-acting in the history of dog-acting.
The expression on its face in its half-second reaction shot manages to communicate so much: That shot, just a handful of frames, totally establishes why the dog is compelled to pipe up at the end of the commercial.
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It was visually arresting and hilarious. Even Apple xont like loonely were forced into a moment of self-conscious nervousness about our unreflective certainty that the PC would reign forever. The commercial was brilliant because it forced us to question our certainties. Good god, these guys are so dumb they need a dog to explain things to them. How does such a message and it is clearly the message of the Free private live sex not pander to the worst sort of contempt that people have for those they think are beneath them?
What could possibly be brilliant about a commercial that seems designed to appeal to those whose sense of self-worth comes from their judgments of others?
Ask your wife, Joe. There was another Super You dont have to be lonely Bear commercial about ten years ago that hilariously You dont have to be lonely Bear the five things that needed to be included in a commercial if it was going to be mentioned in the inevitable rankings of commercials that follow every Super Bowl. One of the things was animals that seem like humans, most obviously animals that can talk. I wonder could it be a lie?
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My all-time favorite; http: Not many of we farmers are in the commercial making business, or you could see the stereotypes we have for you city people. The number of people who seem to have missed that Joe means this commercial is good in the same way that Plan 9 From Outer Space is good is sort of astounding. No, I get it. I mean, a talking dog in ?
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